Gracie | On August 16, 2016

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Christians, you have a new savior.

Don’t worry. This one’s Jewish too.

And his name is Ralph Pincus.

Ralph joins forces with an evangelical sorcerer and a noble vampire in order to save the world. The reluctant trio must learn the truth before time runs out: Why does destiny’s invitation sound like the garbled death rattle of a child murderer? What is the secret shame of all good vampires? What is a viable online revenue stream for zombie exploitation? Why are all the sorrows of the world contained in the single tear of a gay unicorn?

All those questions and more will be answered as a Jewish guy saves Christmas.

Warning: This book contains sexually explicit content and graphic language. It is not intended to be read by anyone under the age of 18.

This book includes both Book 1: The Introductions and Book 2: The King, The Virgin, and The Fool, available separately as ebooks until June 2014.

Genre: Comedy, Horror

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