One Fine Mess by Mark Petersen

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It’s time to show some ovaries. All Jules Nichols wants is to off her abusive hubby. But once he’s dead, mobsters and drug dealers are popping out of the woodwork, the staties are suspicious, and her wacko … Read More

Bell Hammers by Lancelot Schaubert

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PRANKS. OIL. PROTEST. JOKES BETWEEN NEWLYWEDS. AND ONE HILARIOUS SIEGE OF A MAJOR CORPORATION.

Remmy grows up with Beth in Bellhammer, Illinois as oil and coal companies rob the land of everything that made it paradise. Under … Read More

One Fine Mess by Mark Petersen

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It’s time to show some ovaries. All Jules Nichols wants is a quiet family life, which she and her lover Wesley can have once they off her abusive hubby. But now that he’s good and dead, mob … Read More

We Must Save Jepson!: (A Novella) by Mark Petersen

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Cannibals and lions and murder – oh my!

Intrepid librarian H. R. Huxtable and his column of misfits are out to save Jepson’s beleaguered British outpost in central Africa—battling rock-strewn rivers, bloody jungle, hungry cannibals, and each … Read More

One Fine Mess by Mark Petersen

Realtime Price: £3.36

It’s time to show some ovaries.

All Jules Nichols wants is respect—and babies. A quiet life with a happy family. So with the help of her lover, she comes up with a plan to get rid of … Read More

We Must Save Jepson!: (A Novella) by Mark Petersen

Realtime Price: £2.48

Cannibals and lions and murder – oh my!

Intrepid librarian H. R. Huxtable and his column of misfits are out to save Jepson’s beleaguered British outpost in central Africa—battling rock-strewn rivers, bloody jungle, hungry cannibals, and each … Read More

Numan Versus Numan by Nicky Blue

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Two tribute bands. One ultimate prize. Zero room for failure.

“Dark, brooding and painfully funny.” ★★★★★

Having been blown away by seeing Gary Numan perform on Top of The Pops in 1979, Five went out and put … Read More

One Fine Mess by Mark Petersen

Realtime Price: £3.36

It’s time to show some ovaries.

All Jules Nichols wants is respect—and babies. A quiet life with a happy family. So with the help of her lover, she comes up with a plan to get rid of … Read More

One Fine Mess by Mark Petersen

Realtime Price: £3.36

It’s time to show some ovaries.

All Jules Nichols wants is respect—and babies. A quiet life with a happy family. So with the help of her lover, she comes up with a plan to get rid of … Read More

Single and Looking Daisy by Belinda Austin

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A HEARTWARMING TALE OF A 39-YEAR-OLD SCREW-UP, HER SEARCH FOR LOVE & HER TALKING CAT.

Daisy is turning 40. To make the crises worse, her five sisters pray over her unmarried status, and then her cat begins … Read More