Bell Hammers by Lancelot Schaubert

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PRANKS. OIL. PROTEST. JOKES BETWEEN NEWLYWEDS. AND ONE HILARIOUS SIEGE OF A MAJOR CORPORATION.

Remmy grows up with Beth in Bellhammer, Illinois as oil and coal companies rob the land of everything that made it paradise. Under … Read More

One Fine Mess by Mark Petersen

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It’s time to show some ovaries. All Jules Nichols wants is a quiet family life, which she and her lover Wesley can have once they off her abusive hubby. But now that he’s good and dead, mob … Read More

We Must Save Jepson!: (A Novella) by Mark Petersen

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Cannibals and lions and murder – oh my!

Intrepid librarian H. R. Huxtable and his column of misfits are out to save Jepson’s beleaguered British outpost in central Africa—battling rock-strewn rivers, bloody jungle, hungry cannibals, and each … Read More

One Fine Mess by Mark Petersen

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It’s time to show some ovaries.

All Jules Nichols wants is respect—and babies. A quiet life with a happy family. So with the help of her lover, she comes up with a plan to get rid of … Read More

We Must Save Jepson!: (A Novella) by Mark Petersen

Realtime Price: £2.16

Cannibals and lions and murder – oh my!

Intrepid librarian H. R. Huxtable and his column of misfits are out to save Jepson’s beleaguered British outpost in central Africa—battling rock-strewn rivers, bloody jungle, hungry cannibals, and each … Read More

Numan Versus Numan by Nicky Blue

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Two tribute bands. One ultimate prize. Zero room for failure.

“Dark, brooding and painfully funny.” ★★★★★

Having been blown away by seeing Gary Numan perform on Top of The Pops in 1979, Five went out and put … Read More

One Fine Mess by Mark Petersen

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It’s time to show some ovaries.

All Jules Nichols wants is respect—and babies. A quiet life with a happy family. So with the help of her lover, she comes up with a plan to get rid of … Read More

One Fine Mess by Mark Petersen

Realtime Price: £2.90

It’s time to show some ovaries.

All Jules Nichols wants is respect—and babies. A quiet life with a happy family. So with the help of her lover, she comes up with a plan to get rid of … Read More

Single and Looking Daisy by Belinda Austin

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A HEARTWARMING TALE OF A 39-YEAR-OLD SCREW-UP, HER SEARCH FOR LOVE & HER TALKING CAT.

Daisy is turning 40. To make the crises worse, her five sisters pray over her unmarried status, and then her cat begins … Read More

Magoch: Young and Lost in a New Era by N.R. Lovitt

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A massive magical event flips the normal world on its head, and the masses are suddenly gifted a wide array of abilities. Ezreth never intended to create magical chaos, but now he has to deal with the … Read More