Numan Versus Numan by Nicky Blue

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Two tribute bands. One ultimate prize. Zero room for failure.

“Dark, brooding and painfully funny.” ★★★★★

Having been blown away by seeing Gary Numan perform on Top of The Pops in 1979, Five went out and put … Read More

One Fine Mess by Mark Petersen

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It’s time to show some ovaries.

All Jules Nichols wants is respect—and babies. A quiet life with a happy family. So with the help of her lover, she comes up with a plan to get rid of … Read More

A Geordie Up the Ganges by Nell Cook

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IT’S CRUNCH TIME AND JENNIFER BARNES MUST SEIZE THE DAY

She’s stumbling through the mid-life crisis from hell…and then she receives a diagnosis that puts her future in jeopardy.

She has two choices. Crumble or follow … Read More

One Fine Mess by Mark Petersen

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It’s time to show some ovaries.

All Jules Nichols wants is respect—and babies. A quiet life with a happy family. So with the help of her lover, she comes up with a plan to get rid of … Read More

One Fine Mess by Mark Petersen

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It’s time to show some ovaries.

All Jules Nichols wants is respect—and babies. A quiet life with a happy family. So with the help of her lover, she comes up with a plan to get rid of … Read More

Carpet Diem: or How to Save the World by Accident by Justin Lee Anderson

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Fifteen years after losing most of his family to a devastating, pudding-related tragedy, Simon Debovar has settled into a life of self-imposed exile from the stinking, selfish morass of humanity. Content that his daily highlights will include … Read More

Mannethorn’s Key (The Key of Life Book 1) by Simon Lindley

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Slumped over the toilet bowl in his slum apartment, Bart’s high-rolling lifestyle isn’t exactly coming up roses. Alcohol, affairs, and a skill exploited for short-term gain have rewarded him with divorce, bankruptcy, and unemployment.

A world away, … Read More

Stealing Love: A humorous Romantic Novel by H. Schreter

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When a business trip to Romania turns to a crazily funny travel romance

A businessman is sent to Romania to find a plot for a new hotel. When he is pointed to a small Transylvanian village, … Read More

Good Investigations by Ben Westerham

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She’s Blonde. She’s clever. She’s in his office. London based PI David Good doesn’t stand a chance.

South London. The 1980s. David Good, a morally confused and womanising private investigator, is hired by a ridiculously beautiful blonde … Read More

Operation Underpants by Mark A Biggs

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An Uplifting Story – Humour, Action, Adventure and a little Quirky.
Operation Underpants celebrates the more venerable amongst us. Read More