Bell Hammers by Lancelot Schaubert

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PRANKS. OIL. PROTEST. JOKES BETWEEN NEWLYWEDS. AND ONE HILARIOUS SIEGE OF A MAJOR CORPORATION.

Remmy grows up with Beth in Bellhammer, Illinois as oil and coal companies rob the land of everything that made it paradise. Under … Read More

One Fine Mess by Mark Petersen

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It’s time to show some ovaries. All Jules Nichols wants is a quiet family life, which she and her lover Wesley can have once they off her abusive hubby. But now that he’s good and dead, mob … Read More

Danger in the Rain by Douglas Boatman

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Nicki Vavul brought the rain, but Ted Danger didn’t care. She was the perfect client. Chic as hell, loaded with cash, and desperate for a private eye. Not to mention a little bit crazy.

Find the perv … Read More

Danger in the Rain by Douglas Boatman

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Nicki Vavul brought the rain, but Ted Danger didn’t care. She was the perfect client. Chic as hell, loaded with cash, and desperate for a private eye. Not to mention a little bit crazy.

Find the perv … Read More

Danger in the Rain by Douglas Boatman

Realtime Price: £5.99

Nicki Vavul brought the rain, but Ted Danger didn’t care. She was the perfect client. Chic as hell, loaded with cash, and desperate for a private eye. Not to mention a little bit crazy.

Find the perv … Read More

One Fine Mess by Mark Petersen

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It’s time to show some ovaries.

All Jules Nichols wants is respect—and babies. A quiet life with a happy family. So with the help of her lover, she comes up with a plan to get rid of … Read More

Mid-life follies by R J Gould

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Why has his wife abandoned him after 23 years of blissful marriage? Is she having a midlife crisis? Should he be having one, too?

Life is absolutely fine for Hugh and Liz Thorpe in Cambridge, England – … Read More

We Must Save Jepson!: (A Novella) by Mark Petersen

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Cannibals and lions and murder – oh my!

Intrepid librarian H. R. Huxtable and his column of misfits are out to save Jepson’s beleaguered British outpost in central Africa—battling rock-strewn rivers, bloody jungle, hungry cannibals, and each … Read More

The Tailor of Riga by Jonathan Harries

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In his 5th novel, Jonathan Harries takes us through the dark, comedic (and highly questionable) history of a family of assassins. Unfortunately, as he discovers, they’re his family.

I had absolutely no intention of getting into the … Read More

Numan Versus Numan by Nicky Blue

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Two tribute bands. One ultimate prize. Zero room for failure.

“Dark, brooding and painfully funny.” ★★★★★

Having been blown away by seeing Gary Numan perform on Top of The Pops in 1979, Five went out and put … Read More